poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

fassyy:

I’m more excited about Natalie Dormer being in the mockingjay movie than I am about the movie

swarnpert:

when commercials have internet memes in them

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  • Quirrel: Yes my Dark King.
  • Voldemort: Just relax with the Dark King, ok? I watch you wipe your butt daily. You can call me voldemort, we're there. We've reached that point.

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

readerbeware:

THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST

jaegertechnology:

lifesneverhumdrum:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

LOOK AT THIS

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FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

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THERE IS NO HEAD HOLEimage

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

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WHY

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im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

qohr:

qohr:

Like this if you think that skirts can be for men too, i am having a fight with my mom, she thinks i want to be a girl…

Help me rebloging this, I want to show my mom that we are on 2k14