tastefullyoffensive:

[mastermindxs]

godzillaofficial:

whenever i see a post about someone wondering how an  asexual and a sexual can be in a healthy relationship there’s always someone being applauded for saying well asexuals can have sex too or just because someone’s asexual doesn’t mean they won’t have sex but i have never, not once, EVER seen someone say well hey, some sexuals don’t have sex. you can have a full relationship without sex. just throwing it out there

in-love-with-uzumaki:

damnitarmin:

paper-aint-having-any-of-this:

danceswithsharks:

500daysofevilexes:

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.

I’m not afraid to admit… I was once under the influence of The Animes. Please reblog this so people can learn to live barely active, nearly healthy lives again, like me.

Rebloging because I’ve lost two friends to “the Animes”… *one single tear falls*

I am currently under teh influence of Teh Animes ;-;. It ish tough, yes. I am trying to find halp. Mah warning is simple, DUN DO TEH ANIMES!!!1! DX

I’ve been under treatment for a year and I can sufficiently say that watwashi ka kawaii desu~ minna-san!!! I’m improving… *looks away into the distance, bearing all of the pain and hardship of this past year*

swag-canada:

jibblyuniverse:

im-tha-doctor:

Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like 

  • toilet paper
  • bread
  • comic con 
  • milk

One of these is not like the others

yeah, I mean bread isn’t the only possible source of grain so it isn’t strictly a nesessity

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

unfollovving:

unfollovving:

So I haven’t heard my cat for the past hour & when I looked after him HE WAS FUCKING SLEEPING IN THE SINK


Someone explain cats please
reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

Currently

crownedprincesszelda:

WE OWN ALPACAS AND I SWEAR TO YOU THIS REALLY HAPPENS
THEY ARE SUCH MYSTERIOUS CREATURES
IT’S TERRIFYING